Blake constantly keeps me laughing. He says so many things that crack me up or leave me staring into space in bewilderment. Here are some gems that have come from his mouth in the past couple months.
"The other day I found a bit of fat on my belly. I was like, 'What is this??' But don't worry, it disappeared."
"I poo'd at work today for you. So I deserve a kiss."
Me: "Blake? Are you still awake?"
Blake: "Yes. I can't stop thinking about rearranging furniture."
"If they could mimic the consistency of boobs, they'd have the perfect pillow."
Blake was showering whilst I was brushing my teeth.
"Look at my bum."
"Why??"
"Because it's being cute" For some reason, I look. He's clenching his cheeks and I laugh.
"It's cute isn't it?"
"Yes."
"I couldn't miss the opportunity to show you my bum being so cute. Usually it's ugly."
We were getting ready for bed and Blake was supposed to be turning off his computer. I saw that he had windows open and started to chastise him.
"I've only got one window open and it's updates. If you don't believe me, smell my bum!"
"Can I lick your arm?"
Blake was kissing my knee. How sweet. Suddenly I realized he was licking it. o_O
Me: "It's gonna smell!"
Blake: "Well only I get to smell your knee." Lick.
Blake mixed up two sentences and stumbled on his words saying, "Who loves her Jocelyn? *backpeddal* Blakina does!"
While we were watching Tangled Blake decided my name was "Jocepunzel."
"Can I lick your knee?"
Me: "Hands off me!"
Blake: "No! I married you so I could put my hands on you… I mean… I love you."
Blake, looking at my Panem print we received in the mail, "I didn't like this print before but the more I look at it the more I do. You have really good taste, Love." Had to put a sweet one in there.
"You should prance more. You are Mrs. Blake Scott so you are supposed to prance!"
