Pajamas

Today I got up at nine-thirty and promptly went and sat in front of the "boob-tube" (appropriate since I am currently watching the ten/eleven hour marathon of "America's Next Top Model") Yes, it has been a direly dreary drabby day for me. I have a major fever and have since Saturday--rising from 100 to 103.4. I can't say it hasn't worked entirely against me though, I have been getting sympathy serving from Mom and even my little brother.
Anyways, I went to Disneyland for the first time and lurved it. I still think I like Lagoon better. But, dude! That Walt Disney guy sure knew his stuff when it comes to dazzling people. I still wonder if he really was frozen under the castle when he died.
Me and Mom went to see Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants on Friday. Ho-lee-cow! I am in love with that movie. It goes on my top list of favorite chick-flicks. It didn't hurt that Costas was totally a babe. Grrrowl. But, the movie, it was totally good, tearworthy, and just... awesome.
Bla, I'm already bored... you'd think that someone who hadn't really moved from one position for... all day.... wouldn't be so flighty and bored as easily as I am. Oh. Kesse just got eliminated. That's good. Bla. No more. Truly. I don't even have a picture for this entry.
Bye

I have a mind like a steel trap; it is rusty and illegal in 47 states

Holy crap. Terryn (my eight-year-old nephew) is a strange-un. For dinner we had KFC and all he wanted was chicken.... but did he eat the chicken???! No. He picked off the skin and meat and ate the bones! Gag me with a spoon. Bla.
Anyways, I am into summer 2 freakin' days and am already bored out of my skull! Grah. Thank goodness for friends who will pick you out of the miserable boredness you are currently wallowing in and try to brush some sanity back onto you. It doesn't always work though. Next week I'm going to California for a few days, so that will ease some of the burden off my weary shoulders. I hope I don't get sunburned again. After going to Sand Hollow on Tuesday I am still picking off bits of skin from my nose and between my eyes (yes, gross) and still trying vainly to restore my normal paleness.
I'm also tasting the bittersweetness of growing up. I'm going to be a junior next year, only one year away from being a senior. I loved being a freshman (believe it or not) and seriously loved being a sophmore.... change is a hard pill to swallow. It makes one wonder what they (meaning me) am going to do when they get out of high school. I want to be a physical therapist..... but I also don't. I don't want to be anything but a high school student mooching off their parentals because I know I can pull that off.
But, these summer months have caused me to develope a strong movie-watching skill. I discovered that I can go to the library and check out movies. That is a wonderful thing. I have grown fond of the old movies. My favorite being Pride and Prejudice with Sir. Laurence Olivier (he was cute! too bad he's dead). Robin saw that I had watched it and promply dug out her version of Pride and Prejudice from her moving pile. Its...six movies long. Wow. I haven't seen such a group since V.
Anyways, I was chatting with Kyle J-- but the little turd seems to have left the area. So I'll leave and exercise my skill (movie watching) with Finding Neverland. Always remember: Humpty-Dumpty was pushed!

Some Last-day-of-school pic. (more posted later)

Newly crowned juniors


The Happy Camper Creepy Guy


Malissa looking snazzy(with wraith-like creature)


Raquel


Me before I was fried


Jeff not knowing he has a stain on his shirt


Ashley


Scott (Malissa's newest project) looking forward to his picture being taken


Melissa posing


Forgive the HUGE pictures.... that's my camera.... maybe I will fix them later.... not now.
--Joce--

I'm insured by the mafia. You hit me--- we'll hit you.

Yayayay!!! I have passed my driving test. I know it wasn't supposed to be anything too deathly hard, but, being me, I was worried. So, tomorrow me and Dad are going to the DMV and getting my freakin' license!!! Gaaaaa!!!! It's nice to know that I don't have any more sessions of driving with Adamson to look forward to. Look out world. Heheh. No, seriously, look out.

I'm so frickin' NOT pissed!

The Chronicles of Jocelyn and Gubler

I have figured out that out of all seven of my classes I only like 4 of them. I guess that's not bad, but two of those classes I'm not too sure about the liking process. Anyways, I dipped into my 16th birthday fund and now only have like ten dollars. It wasn't my fault! Nicole called and was like "Hey, I'm going to St. George- wanna come?" Of course I melted. How can I resist a shopping trip? It's like chocolate- irresistable. When I got there it was heaven! Nearly everything on clearance because of after Christmas. I already have plans to go shopping next year at that time.
Anyways, today in English, I proved my 'un-honorism' by not bringing my essay we have been working on for the past months. So, in forth hour, I went to the computer lab to print it off and found out that the disk was being a poo-head and was screwed up. I wanted to cry... not really- I was just majorly pissed. Thankfully it works on my computer, so tomorrow I'm gonna have to get on my hands and knees and beg Ms. May for forgivness.
But, yesterday was a water day- kind of like a snow-day, but only with water. I doubt a snow day will ever happen here- and I'm fine with that cuz snow just sucks. Its just so cold and miserable. I am a summer personage because you can never go wrong with summer. :) P.s.- I love Papa Roach's new song 'Getting away with murder'!!! It makes me smile!!!!! AHHH!!!!!!!!!! And of course Savior by Skillet. (we don't want any songs to get their feelings hurt now).
Heh- don't put cats on your head. **Notice it's a guy in the picture**

Una notte e forse mai piu

NO MORE FIT FOR LIFE! Ever! I believe in miracles! Yes'm. I think the fumes from my spray paint spree and my horrible hair dye are finally getting to me. Damon and Sabra, my dearest brother and sis-in-law have just sent their X-mas presents. I got two wonderfully hot charms for my bracelet- Orlando Bloom enriched charms actually. Well.... its been a while since I have posted, so I will tell of my Christmas vacation. Actually, it kinda sucked cuz I was just getting a cold so I couldn't really do anything during my recovery. I am now incredibly sick of Garlic and this alcaholic indian herbal medicine that tastes like rotten peas. Anyways, being the ball of sunshine that I am, I will change the subject off my miserable, obnoxious, rotten, pitiful, crappy, stupid virus.
I got a sterio system for my wonderful car. I also named my wonderful car Gwen because I felt like it. My little car is a 1982 Dodge Aries four door sedan that only had an a.m. radio, so you see my strife. I guess it was kinda fun trying to sing along to the jazzy christmas songs, but I prefer my new Firehouse cd to Jingle Bells sung 50 different ways.
Oh goodun'z. I love Adam Sandler, but I extracted his cd "What the hell happened to me" onto the computer..... and...... lets just say its not one a person should listen to in front of their mother. Its actually quite a funny cd though. I love "The adventures of the cow" and "Joining the cult" off the cd.
Gaaa.... this blabbering on is somewhat a stress reducer but probably doesn't make a whole lotta sense.
Also, I just added some picz onto my photobucket album. Hrmm.... I don't know how to share it.... I know hottie ***** shared his on his myspace thingie. Too tired to make a lotta sense, to lazy to get my arse off the computer.

The Gut of me

Today Katie came over and we worked out for at least two hours or more! Twas grand. Except I went to Young flipping frappin' womens and ate a cookie and came home and had two cinamon rolls and hot chocolate. Oh well, I deserve it. And only two days till Drivers Ed! My cary-car-car is all charged up after two years of not being driven....well actually it was when my bro and fam had car trouble..... but that was a year ago.... anyways, so he's gonna take it in tomorrow and get it checked up. I love it! I just want to jump around and do something.... anyways, me and Cyndi are going to St. george sometime soon to get material and all that for matching poodle skirts- I'm actually excited about getting dressed up, but the dance part will not be too fun. Anyways. I'm quite tired now, but I am chatting with a dear old friend (who is immature just like me!) for the first time so I am staying on for her sake.... yeah, of course it would never be the fact that I am too lazy to get up and do anything! Of course not. Dude, I can't wait to go on the road trip for junior year. Too much excitment too little time. Shiz! I love the teenage years!

Mayonaise

I hate the cold. It sux. Dad is getting my car taken into the machanical place to get it all primped and polished-ya know- plus registered and tuned so I don't get pulled over and taken in or so the car doesn't start falling apart in the middle of the road. That would suck because I could end up just skidding down the freeway in my drivers seat holding the wheel. Like in that extreme sport Goofy cartoon........ Whatever. 3 Freakin' dayz! Anyways, I have decided that to celebrate my sixteenth birthday (which is like the major turning point in one's life), I will save up my cashola and the Saturday morning after I am 16 and have my lisence, I am going to get up and spend the whole day shopping all by myself. Slightly freaky, but very exciting. If I get into my jar with the cash I have in it, I will be pissed off later. I hate freshmen. Especially the ones that make you wish they were a year older. *drool drool* *sob* Yeah. Yesterday I decided to deep-condition my hair. So I did--with mayonaise. It still holds the lovely smell even though I was in the freakin' shower for an hour, half of that time I was shampooing my hair over and over again. I wish I could fly and eat chocolate. But.... I don't.
Well, I do eat chocolate, but its bad for me in a good way. Echo was all happy and ready to get her lisence, but when she went to get it, they told her she had ten more hours to drive on her permit! I would die!!! At least I don't have the chance of that happening.... hopefully.... they wouldn't change it again before April.... would they????! Gaaaa.

Muahaha

Today was another grand day. I have surmized that my strange moods have been due to lack of sleep. Yes. The &^($ing end of the quarter always messes me up. So, my extra-hyper -> brain dead(drain bread)ness is due to that because I got an extra hour of sleep last night and today my mood was more mellow. Strange. You'd think it would be the opposite. But anyways, today Malissa and Katie came over and we took some grand pictures. 208 pictures actually. We looked pretty damn sexy in some of them and pretty..... not in others. And then it was off to Kyle's homestead for a movie night. And then back to here were I had a bath and have been sitting my tush at this computer since. And tomorrow, maybe some chicken murdering perhaps. The dumb bird ran out and scared the crap out of moi. Its like a ghost. I don't usually see it during daytime, but at night I can hear the cats getting at it and its screams. I wish Will or Harrius would just kill it! Anyways. After the cleansing of the homestead, I will spend the rest of the day lazing around watching pointless movies or something. Unless I get another oppertunity which could happen.
Anyways. I have been craving beef for like weeks and I finally got some an hour ago. A Wendys cheesburger delux or something. Very delightful.
Gaaaaaa. I am so freaking tired!
>Hrmmmm..... maybe that is a hint that I should go to bed.....It is, after all, almost twelve thirty....
This is Woodberry. On the day that Katie and Malissa were supposed to come over, they ended up not, so I took some pictures anyways.

Ahhh... sweet serenity

I am now relaxing. I talked to a certain personage today.... so today can't be a total bust. I love chocolate. Why is it that all the delicious foods are so terribly bad?! sour gummy worms. Freshmen are weird people. Freshly discovering their manhood... never mind..... I wish I could fly... but I will settle for a driver's licence. 14 freaking dayz till learners permit and pandamonium on the streets hehe. I just bit into a worm and splurted on the screen. Shiz I am so freaking hyper....

The terrors of my day

Gaaa. I just got out of my fit for life class- and as always- I had an adventure. X- Yeah, we were supposed to be dancing the "cha cha cha" (which is SOO gay) but the cheerleaders were in the main gym so we didn't have musak to dance too. How sad. So we had a free day till the last five minutes. And the gym teacher with her extremely high pitched yelling told us to line up- girls in one boys in another. She taught us womenfolk first with they guys behind us probably watching the jiggling of our butts as we cha cha cha-ed. Then she taught the guys while us girls had to go practice with our backs turned to from the guys (rats). Then she told us girls to go choose one of the menfolk. I about had a heart attack, not literally but mentally.... so more of a brain/peeing my pants attack.... After the initial shock I was thinking 'Bob?...' in my shy thinking. Never was I so glad to hear the bell. And then, sitting on the bus I was day dreaming about driving. Only 22 more freakin' days till drivers ed! That is if they don't kick me and Katie out for being in there more than three months before our sixteenth birthday... hehe... it was only supposed to be three months. Oh well, we can overcome the opposition. I don't think the Drivers Ed class is even required by law or anything cuz my mom didn't take it when she got her licence. But, uh, that was quite a few years ago. Plus she grew up in Canada. Ahhh... the joy and wonder of being sixteen. You can quit school. Not that I'm planning to. I don't want to be one of those dead beats who work at Taco bell instead of going to school. Well, I am going to do something else..................

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It would suck if it rained cats and dogs....

Dude!!!!! I love rain!! It helped one good thing come out of my seventh hour class (fit for freakin' life) since never.... well I guess the free days aren't so bad but anyways- no tangents. Yes, I was running the loop and it started raining a little bit. I thought Jerk-a would still make us run since he's just mean, but I saw other people running towards the door and him and his preppy little aide high-tailing it towards the school and I felt the lovely surge of ultimate joy! I stayed outside for a while though- making myself look like a clown/wet dog but I don't care!!!!!!!!! It was a fabulous day cuz when I got in, I had twenty minutes to get dressed into normal clothes. I was too lazy to take my lovely gym clothes home so they will probably smell something awful tomorrow but I'm too happy to let it poke my eye. Life is good. I feel so happy right now I think I will get off and do something else! How grand is that??? Ok ok- enough jabbering.....

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Random knowlege: "Man who live in glass house should change clothes in basement." **very true.... unless that man was a hot man....**